Millions of Americans aren’t working, but thanks to the good Lord they’ve got jobs.

A boss when asked how many people work for him replied, “About half of them.”

Executive ability is the art of getting credit for all the hard work that somebody else does.

It’s what you do when you have nothing to do that reveals what you are.

If money grew on trees some people are so lazy they wouldn’t shake a limb to get it.

A man’s fitness for public office can be judged by the means he uses to get in.